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Lads! One-two!

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<c.yellow>So, like, I've had a think</c>
<c.yellow>of how I can bury me face,</c>

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<c.yellow>in your ma's arse,</c>
<c.yellow>but we still move on together</c>

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<c.yellow>with our relationship.</c>
<c.cyan>Lad, it's too early for this.</c>

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<c.yellow>No, exposure therapy</c>
<c.yellow>to overcome your fears.</c>

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<c.yellow>I'll come round for tea</c>
<c.yellow>and I'll sit opposite you,</c>

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<c.yellow>then I'll eat some tea,</c>
<c.yellow>then put my face in your ma's arse,</c>

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<c.yellow>eat tea, face in arse,</c>
<c.yellow>eat tea, face in arse.</c>

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<c.cyan>I'm gonna record you saying this</c>
<c.cyan>one day and send it to her.</c>

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<c.cyan>You'd shit yourself.</c>

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<c.yellow>Do it!</c>
<c.yellow>Be good to float the idea to her.</c>

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<c.yellow>Seriously, though, how long</c>
<c.yellow>would you be pissed off at me for?</c>

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<c.yellow>Or does it depend</c>
<c.yellow>how long I'm in there for?</c>

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<c.cyan>I suppose if you had your head in me</c>
<c.cyan>ma's arse for like a week straight,</c>

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<c.cyan>I'd be more pissed off, like, yeah.</c>

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<c.yellow>Lad, I'd eat a chicken dipper</c>
<c.yellow>out your ma's arse.</c>

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<c.yellow>Honestly, I would, cos if your ma</c>
<c.yellow>said to me, "Come round for tea.</c>

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<c.yellow>"You can have these chicken dippers,</c>
<c.yellow>only if you eat them out me arse",</c>

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<c.yellow>I'd not only do it,</c>
<c.yellow>I'd prefer it served that way.</c>

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SCOFFS

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<c.yellow>Ah, there youse are, lads.</c>
All right, boys.

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<c.yellow>Can I ask youse two something?</c>

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<c.yellow>Right, when a lad</c>
<c.yellow>goes out with a girl to dinner,</c>

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<c.yellow>he usually pays, right?</c>

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<c.yellow>So when you two go out, who pays,</c>
<c.yellow>because youse are both lads?</c>

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Should I tell him?

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<c.green>Yeah. Go on, it's time.</c>

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Connor, every time we go out,

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we each take in turns
to wear a bra under our shirt.

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That's how we know who's paying.
<c.green>Mm-hmm.</c>

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GASPS
<c.yellow>I didn't know that.</c>

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<c.cyan>Eh, Thomas!</c>

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<c.cyan>I've got an idea for an app</c>
<c.cyan>that is gonna shit all over yours.</c>

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<c.cyan>It's called ScrApp.</c>

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<c.cyan>For like-minded people</c>
<c.cyan>who wanna meet up for a daily scrap.</c>

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Lewis Connolly, soon to be the face
of Universal Credit,

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treats women like they're shit
and says,

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"I'm not racist, me, lads,

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"cos I got three DVDs
of that Morgan Freeman fella."

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<c.cyan>Keep chatting wham, lad, with</c>
<c.cyan>your little astrology dating app.</c>

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<c.cyan>All that Mars and Venus shite, lad,</c>
<c.cyan>it's a load of bollocks.</c>

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It's a shame that you think that,

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cos I saw Aimee's profile on there
last night, and you two...

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you're perfectly matched.

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<c.cyan>Really, lad?</c>

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No! Because even Mars and Venus
know that you're a piece of shit

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Aimee's far too good for!

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LAUGHTER
<c.cyan>Oh, you've been told there, lad.</c>

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<c.green>You whopper!</c>

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<c.yellow>Tom is well funny, you know?</c>

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<c.green>OK, lad?</c>
<c.cyan>Get off!</c>

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Cor, I'm raging with Ziad!
<c.yellow>Why?</c>

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Do you know the special thing
he had planned

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was a scrapbook of our
first weeks together with, like,

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photies and tickets
from stuff we did.

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<c.yellow>That sounds amazing.</c>

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Well, no, it's not,
cos there was a photie missing -

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the one of us shagging!

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<c.yellow>Still, it's really thoughtful,</c>
<c.yellow>though, innit?</c>

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It's not THAT thoughtful, girl!

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I mean, I've got the photies on me
phone, I don't need them in a book.

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And he chose
all the worst ones of us.

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And the tickets?
I mean, I can't even use 'em again,

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so what's the point in that?!

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<c.yellow>You didn't say this to him, did you?</c>
Nah.

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I just pretended it was cute,
but like, all I was thinking

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was why doesn't he wanna have sex
with me? Like...

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..what if... he doesn't find me fit?

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Can't be that.

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<c.cyan>Argh! What is Rory slide tackling</c>
<c.cyan>in the playground for?</c>

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<c.cyan>Move! Could've ended me career!</c>

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<c.green>Let it go, lad,</c>
<c.green>it was a good challenge.</c>

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<c.cyan>What d'you mean?</c>
<c.cyan>Nah, nah, nah. Next time I see him,</c>

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<c.cyan>I'm gonna kill him!</c>

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<c.cyan>With... with forgiveness.</c>

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<c.cyan>Cos Islam teaches us</c>
<c.cyan>the art of forgiveness</c>

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<c.cyan>to all that have wronged us.</c>

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<c.cyan>Oh... Ella Grace.</c>

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<c.green>I am honoured</c>
<c.green>that you trusted me with this, Mo.</c>

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<c.green>I know it means so much to you.</c>

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<c.green>And thank you</c>
<c.green>for facilitating my growth.</c>

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<c.cyan>Abdullah.</c>

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Ah...

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CHUCKLING

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<c.green>Are you still pretending</c>
<c.green>to be religious? </c><c.cyan>Shh!</c>

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<c.yellow>You haven't got a chance</c>
<c.yellow>with her, mate!</c>

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<c.green>What's next, lad? Taking her</c>
<c.green>to the promised land, are you?</c>

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<c.green>Pilgrimage to Mecca? Eh?</c>

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<c.green>You never know, you might get</c>
<c.green>to hold her hand, then, Mo.</c>

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<c.cyan>Mm-mm-mm...</c>
<c.green>Had you all whipped.</c>

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MESSAGE ALERT
<c.cyan>Shut up, lad!</c>

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<c.green>
<c.green>Like the way we used to be</c>

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<c.green>

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<c.green>

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Oh! Glad I bumped into you.

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Um, yesterday
at Romeo And Juliet rehearsals

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during the romantic scene,

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I kind of felt like
you got a bit TOO into it.

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Try to remember...

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WHISPERS: ..we're acting.

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<c.yellow>Sorry, you're right,</c>
<c.yellow>but our faces get so close</c>

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<c.yellow>and that gigantic spot you had</c>
<c.yellow>on your nose was just too seducing.</c>

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To be fair,
same here with your Scouse accent

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butchering Shakespeare.

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Ooh, it's just too alluring.

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<c.yellow>Only one thing to do, then.</c>
<c.yellow>Ella Grace?</c>

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<c.yellow>Christopher and I are having trouble</c>
<c.yellow>navigating our creative relationship</c>

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<c.yellow>during rehearsals</c>
<c.yellow>due to some of the intimate content.</c>

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<c.yellow>Do you think you could</c>
<c.yellow>help guide us through our issues?</c>

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<c.cyan>I...</c>
Yes.

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We want to reach a point
where a structure is in place

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that allows us to unleash
our best performance

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in an environment
that feels safe and comfortable.

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WHIMPERS

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<c.yellow>Are you all right?</c>

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<c.cyan>Ooh. It's just so inspiring</c>

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<c.cyan>that you're collectively</c>
<c.cyan>thinking about this.</c>

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<c.cyan>Guys, sorry, I mean folks,</c>

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<c.cyan>I will be your intimacy coordinator.</c>
<c.cyan>Mm-hmm. Mm.</c>

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LAUGHTER

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<c.yellow>Oh, my God, she believed us!</c>

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<c.yellow>See you later.</c>

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Oh!

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<c.cyan>I'm back with a bang, lad!</c>

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<c.cyan>The bang being the kid I dropped</c>
<c.cyan>on me way in with a lazy jab.</c>

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<c.cyan>I heard Meachy</c>
<c.cyan>got about 20 emails saying,</c>

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<c.cyan>"Announce Lewis's return, lad."</c>

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Were they all from Kieron?
<c.cyan>Maybe.</c>

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<c.cyan>But listen, I had some time</c>
<c.cyan>to do some real soul searching</c>

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<c.cyan>when I was away. And I realised...</c>

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<c.cyan>..my soul's a natural born lunatic,</c>

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<c.cyan>so I found your Insta,</c>
<c.cyan>got a pic of your fat sponge 'ead</c>

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<c.cyan>and put it on me dart board.</c>

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Why am I in black and white?

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<c.cyan>Printer's out of colour,</c>
<c.cyan>wasn't an artistic choice!</c>

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Shouldn't there be a dart in it?
<c.cyan>I lost me darts, lad!</c>

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EXHALES CALMLY

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<c.cyan>The point is, stay away from her,</c>
<c.cyan>or I'll cripple you.</c>

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<c.yellow>I wonder what the surprise is?</c>

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<c.yellow>Maybe he's taking you</c>
<c.yellow>in a private jet</c>

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<c.yellow>to a posh restaurant in Paris!</c>
<c.cyan>Nah!</c>

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<c.cyan>I reckon he's bought you LFC!</c>

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<c.green>Put me on the wing,</c>
<c.green>I'm a whippet, lad!</c>

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<c.cyan>Oh. My. God! It gets even better!</c>

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THEY ALL EXCLAIM

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<c.cyan>That's a '23 plate.</c>

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<c.cyan>Imagine if we had a car.</c>

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<c.cyan>The birds would be all over us.</c>
<c.cyan>We could drive them into town!</c>

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<c.yellow>We could take the birds</c>
<c.yellow>to t'pictures!</c>

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<c.green>We could go Maccies drive thru!</c>

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<c.green>With the birds, obviously.</c>

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<c.yellow>You're a lucky bastard, you, Ted!</c>
<c.yellow>I wanna Thomas!</c>

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<c.green>Go 'ead, Ted!</c>

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<c.yellow>He's so lucky, you know?</c>

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<c.green>I didn't even know these were here.</c>
<c.green>What are they?</c>

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One hundred human figures.

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Me grandad would take me here
sometimes when I was a kid.

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He believed that
the statues represent life,

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and the sea is death.

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That's why each figure
stands further out towards the sea,

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as we're all at different stages
of our life.

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And that's why in between,
we have to be bold, take chances,

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because one day,
you will be the last statue.

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And you don't wanna look back
at your past selves and think,

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"I wasn't brave enough,
or bold enough."

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And now, I come here on me own.

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As me grandad
DID become the last statue.

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TUTS

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He slowly faded away.

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Just like the image I have of him
in me 'ead.

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But you know what didn't fade away?

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What he taught me.
That's why I did my app!

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Because I've always believed
in astrology

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and how there's a soulmate out there
for all of us.

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<c.green>Do you believe in soulmates?</c>

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Yes! Don't you?

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There HAS to be a reason
this universe exists. Just look!

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It's just too deliberate,
too beautifully orchestrated.

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Maybe... it's to experience love.

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<c.green>It's amazing you got all them</c>
<c.green>inspirations from these statues.</c>

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<c.green>I just interpreted them as</c>

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<c.green>"normalise getting your arse out</c>
<c.green>at the beach".</c>

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THEY CHUCKLE
Ted, I love your sense of humour.

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But don't use it as an escape
just because you're feeling anxious.

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Be present, Ted.

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CHUCKLING

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<c.yellow>As-salamu alaikum wa</c>
<c.yellow>Rahmatullahi wa Barakatuhu.</c>

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<c.yellow>Al-hamdu lillahi rabbil 'alamin.</c>
CRUNCHING

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Want one, lad?

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<c.yellow>No, thanks.</c>

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<c.yellow>Can you please let me do my dua?</c>

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Sorry. Sorry, yeah. Go 'ead.

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<c.yellow>As-salamu alaikum wa</c>
<c.yellow>Rahmatullahi wa Barakatuhu.</c>

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<c.yellow>As-salamu alaikum wa Rahmatullahi</c>
<c.yellow>wa Barakatuhu. Al-hamdu lillah...</c>

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CRUNCHING

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So how's it going with Mia-Louise?
<c.yellow>It's fine.</c>

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I bet you're getting it
every night, lad.

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<c.yellow>You know, it's none</c>
<c.yellow>of your business, actually.</c>

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Oh, my God.
That means you're getting nothing!

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<c.yellow>Sorry, do you not realise</c>
<c.yellow>how disrespectful you're being</c>

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<c.yellow>right now?</c>
Yeah. Sorry, sorry.

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Can you not get it up, or something?
<c.yellow>What?</c>

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You know...
<c.yellow>No.</c>

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Oh.
<c.yellow>I want to wait until marriage.</c>

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Are you MAD?
<c.yellow>I must be.</c>

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<c.yellow>Look, I want to, so much,</c>
<c.yellow>but I care about my religion,</c>

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<c.yellow>and I want to be</c>
<c.yellow>dedicated to my faith.</c>

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But she is proper fit.

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<c.yellow>You think I don't know that? I have</c>
<c.yellow>the exact same desires as you,</c>

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<c.yellow>Mohammed, OK? Sometimes I think</c>
<c.yellow>I'm doing the wrong thing.</c>

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<c.yellow>Like, what if she thinks</c>
<c.yellow>I'm a crazy religious person</c>

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<c.yellow>and she wants to end</c>
<c.yellow>the relationship?</c>

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I get it. I wish The Brimble
was more like Mia-Louise.

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I'm getting nothing.

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<c.yellow>You know, she's actually</c>
<c.yellow>probably the type of girl</c>

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<c.yellow>that appreciates the mental strength</c>
<c.yellow>it takes to abstain</c>

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<c.yellow>and overcome the needs of the body.</c>

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You reckon?

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GASPING

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Come 'ead.

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BOTH RECITE IN ARABIC

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<c.cyan>Do you mind if I join?</c>

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<c.cyan>It would be an honour</c>
<c.cyan>to strengthen my connection</c>

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<c.cyan>to your beautiful faith.</c>
Yeah, course.

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Here, move.

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<c.cyan>Am I OK to repeat what you guys say?</c>

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<c.yellow>Yes! Of course.</c>
<c.yellow>Actually, it's a great idea. Yes.</c>

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<c.yellow>But in Islam, a man and woman</c>
<c.yellow>cannot pray together,</c>

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<c.yellow>but that's OK. It's OK.</c>
<c.yellow>I will teach you something,</c>

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<c.yellow>and you repeat after me. OK?</c>
<c.yellow>You ready?</c>

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SPEAKS IN ARABIC

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IN ARABIC:

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<c.yellow>Wow. Bravo. Well, like, you're</c>
<c.yellow>amazing. We will say it together?</c>

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Lad.
<c.yellow>Yeah! Come on.</c>

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<c.yellow>We're like family here, yes?</c>
<c.yellow>You know, it's OK.</c>

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Yeah. Family.
<c.yellow>One, two, three...</c>

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IN ARABIC:

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<c.yellow>Wow. Well, very good.</c>
<c.yellow>You are a natural, you know?</c>

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Ted, come on.
Isn't it a bit soon for us

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to be going to some
five-star spa resort together?

241
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<c.yellow>Ah... shut up.</c>

242
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<c.yellow>I wanted to bring you here,</c>

243
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<c.yellow>because like you said</c>
<c.yellow>the beach shaped you,</c>

244
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<c.yellow>round here shaped me.</c>

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<c.yellow>I decided from a young age that I</c>
<c.yellow>wasn't gonna let any little knob 'ed</c>

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<c.yellow>from round here</c>
<c.yellow>not let me be who I wanted to be.</c>

247
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<c.yellow>Ask Liam Hughes. He kicked off,</c>
<c.yellow>thinkin' I was a soft touch.</c>

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What kind of violent,
Neanderthal thug am I seeing?

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<c.yellow>Ah, don't worry.</c>

250
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<c.yellow>There weren't any lasting effects</c>
<c.yellow>from the beating I gave Liam.</c>

251
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<c.yellow>All right, Liam!</c>

252
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<c.yellow>Oh, my God, I'm joking!</c>
<c.yellow>That's Smigger!</c>

253
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Oh... Such a wind-up!

254
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<c.yellow>All right, Smig? They're hopeful</c>
<c.yellow>you'll be outta that in a year!</c>

255
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<c.yellow>Another one that got cheeky, though.</c>

256
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<c.yellow>Oh, my God, I'm joking!</c>

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CHUCKLING

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<c.yellow>No, to be honest, Thomas,</c>
<c.yellow>I have to be in control.</c>

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<c.yellow>I don't let anyone in me head,</c>
<c.yellow>but...</c>

260
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<c.yellow>you have... a little bit.</c>

261
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<c.yellow>Right scary,</c>
<c.yellow>but it's exciting as well.</c>

262
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Exactly. What's the point
of being in control all the time?

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It's so boring.

264
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Not being in control...

265
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..that's where the beautiful chaos
happens.

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GASPS

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<c.yellow>What you doing?!</c>
Have a little spin.

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Don't mind us!
<c.yellow>Chaos coming through!</c>

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<c.green>

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<c.green>
<c.green>And the accent's like a song...

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LAUGHING LOUDLY

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Why is he laughing so much?

273
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It's a bit flirty, that, innit?

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<c.yellow>Read the top one.</c>
"I'm going down the hozzy, me lad."

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<c.yellow>That means you're going to</c>
<c.yellow>the hospital. </c>The hospital?

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I'm still learning.
<c.yellow>OK. One more, one more. </c>OK.

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"An absolute belter of a lad."
LAUGHTER

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Ah, I say good?

279
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Oh, my God!
Why is he taking Thomas's phone?

280
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Is he giving him his number?

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<c.yellow>This means to, like,</c>
<c.yellow>avoid someone or something.</c>

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OK.
<c.yellow>OK?</c>

283
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<c.yellow>All right. Ready?</c>
Ready, OK. <c.yellow>Go!</c>

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"I'm swerving my bird tonight".

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SHE GASPS

286
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Did you just hear that?
He's swerving me tonight for Thomas!

287
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Aims, it all makes sense why
he doesn't wanna have sex with me.

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My Ziad's one of those
proper fit gays.

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<c.yellow>He's not gay.</c>

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A healthy, consent-driven
environment is paramount

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to ensuring actors
reach their creative potential.

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Actors are storytellers,
but I am also a storyteller.

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And my story ends
with established boundaries.

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<c.yellow>See, that's my concern.</c>

295
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<c.yellow>I don't wanna overstep</c>
<c.yellow>any boundaries.</c>

296
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<c.yellow>Like, am I allowed to hug him?</c>

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If you both feel comfortable
with that, and, more importantly,

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you communicate that to each other.

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<c.cyan>So, during the hug, can I have</c>
<c.cyan>a slight squeeze of her arse</c>

300
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<c.cyan>if I feel it suits the character?</c>

301
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How would you feel about that,
Aimee?

302
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<c.yellow>Comfortable.</c>

303
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Well, then, you've established
a secure space

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which allows that to happen.

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<c.yellow>So, if we both feel comfortable</c>
<c.yellow>with me tickling his balls,</c>

306
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<c.yellow>can we do it?</c>

307
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Ooh, erm...
If you've established boundaries

308
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and the ball tickling falls
within those boundaries, then yeah.

309
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<c.cyan>So as long as</c>
<c.cyan>we're both comfortable,</c>

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<c.cyan>we can really do all of that,</c>
<c.cyan>even if it's not in the script?</c>

311
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Yeah, as long as it...

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<c.yellow>So, I could wank him off?</c>

313
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<c.cyan>Then I could finish on her tits?</c>

314
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<c.yellow>I could wear a strap-on</c>
<c.yellow>and peg his arsehole on stage?</c>

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Well, yeah...
Look, let's leave it there.

316
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Sometimes it's better to take

317
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a step back from communication
to um, reflect.

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THEY LAUGH

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<c.yellow>See you later.</c>
<c.cyan>Oh!</c>

320
00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:22,960
Put some respect on me name, lad!
I told you to stay away from her.

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<c.cyan>I can't. We're acting together.</c>
<c.cyan>She's Juliet, I'm Romeo.</c>

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Then do the scenes separately
on a green screen

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and edit it together
in post-production!

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<c.cyan>This is a play, not a movie.</c>

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Always with the smart arse answers,
lad.

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You've left me no choice.

327
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There's a storm comin' for Aimee.

328
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:42,960
MIMICS STORMY WIND

329
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Stay indoors, lad!

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You don't wanna
get caught in Storm Lewis.

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HE LAUGHS NASTILY

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Unless I tell you to come out,
cos I'm gonna smash your head in.

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TEXT ALERT

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GASPS

335
00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:16,640
Did you hear that?

336
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<c.yellow>False alarm.</c>

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THEY LAUGH

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HEAVY BREATHING

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<c.green>

340
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<c.green>

341
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PANTING

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<c.green>
<c.green>In the night...

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MOANING

344
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PANTING AND MOANING

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Ted?

346
00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:55,480
Sorry I didn't reply
to your text before.

347
00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:57,960
Do you wanna come over
to mine instead, though?

348
00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:00,960
I've got a free house,
so we're alone then.

349
00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:02,960
<c.yellow>I've got homework to sort out.</c>

350
00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:05,960
Well, just come after your homework.
I've been missing you today.

351
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,960
<c.yellow>I heard you in the toilets.</c>

352
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,960
Are you following me?

353
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:14,960
<c.yellow>No. I was in the cubicle</c>
<c.yellow>next to you,</c>

354
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:17,960
<c.yellow>but I probably would have heard you</c>
<c.yellow>from the fucking gym!</c>

355
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:22,640
Why are you getting angry, Ted?
You're embarrassing yourself.

356
00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:24,960
<c.yellow>Yeah, but I thought...</c>
Yeah, but thought... what?

357
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,960
You thought that I like you?

358
00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:29,960
I do, I really like you,
and I wanna see where this goes,

359
00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:31,960
but at the same time,
I don't wanna be tied down.

360
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:33,960
I'm exploring ethical non-monogamy.

361
00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:35,960
<c.yellow>I thought you believed in soulmates.</c>

362
00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:38,480
I do. One day, but right now...

363
00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:40,960
I just wanna have fun, Ted.

364
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,960
<c.yellow>What do you mean by that?</c>

365
00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:49,800
Look, I understand that this is
your first relationship,

366
00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:53,800
but you need to let me know
if you can handle this.

367
00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:03,960
Mia-Louise! Mia-Louise!

368
00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:05,960
Please, please, please...

369
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:06,960
Why didn't you reply to me
last night?

370
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:10,960
<c.yellow>Cos Ziad, I know why you don't wanna</c>
<c.yellow>have sex with me.</c>

371
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,960
OK, look, I'm sorry.
I was going to tell you.

372
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I thought it would change things.

373
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:18,800
<c.yellow>It's a game changer, Ziad.</c>

374
00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:20,960
Maybe if we get married,
things will be different.

375
00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:21,960
<c.yellow>That's not how marriage works.</c>

376
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:23,960
So, you don't want to be with me
any more?

377
00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:25,320
<c.yellow>Well, do you wanna be with me?</c>

378
00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:28,960
Of course I do! Look, it's just sex.
It doesn't change our connection.

379
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:31,160
<c.yellow>Wait, so we're together,</c>

380
00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:33,960
<c.yellow>but then you just leave</c>
<c.yellow>to go and do that sometimes?</c>

381
00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:35,960
Leave?

382
00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:38,960
<c.yellow>You wanna do it in front of me?</c>
Do what in front of you?

383
00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:40,960
<c.yellow>Shag guys!</c>

384
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:42,960
<c.yellow>Cos you're into fellas!</c>

385
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:44,960
No, I'm not.

386
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:47,960
<c.yellow>Then why don't you wanna have sex</c>
<c.yellow>with me?</c>

387
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,960
Because I...
<c.yellow>Cos what?</c>

388
00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:53,960
Because I want to wait
until marriage.

389
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<c.yellow>Oh! Oh, my God.</c>
<c.yellow>Well, thank God for that!</c>

390
00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:59,960
OK, so you don't think
I'm a crazy religious person?

391
00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:02,960
<c.yellow>Nah, nah. I'm just made up</c>
<c.yellow>you're not into fellas.</c>

392
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:05,960
OK, good, because... Mia-Louise,
I want to go on a journey with you

393
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:07,960
that elevates above the physical,

394
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:10,800
that explores meanings that are
deeper and more everlasting,

395
00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:13,960
that can bind us together
as one eternal soul.

396
00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:15,960
HE MUTTERS

397
00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:19,960
<c.yellow>And we can do some fingering.</c>

398
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:22,160
No, I can't do any sexual activity,
Mia-Louise.

399
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:24,960
<c.yellow>What about, like, oral stuff?</c>
No. I can't do anything.

400
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:25,960
SHE GASPS

401
00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:26,960
<c.yellow>Dry-humping!</c>

402
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:32,960
Te-ed.

403
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:34,480
You OK?

404
00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:36,960
I've never seen you cry before, lad.

405
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:38,960
TED SNIFFS

406
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,960
Thomas just dump you?

407
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:43,960
Oh... I called it, you know?

408
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:47,480
I said to the others,
he's way outta your league.

409
00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:49,320
<c.yellow>He didn't dump me.</c>

410
00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:50,960
Then what's up?

411
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:54,960
<c.yellow>He wants to see me,</c>
<c.yellow>but see other people, too.</c>

412
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:56,960
Isn't that what all gays do?

413
00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:57,960
<c.yellow>No.</c>

414
00:19:57,960 --> 00:19:59,960
<c.yellow>Well, not everyone.</c>

415
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:02,960
<c.yellow>I'm not sure that's what I want.</c>

416
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:07,480
I understand, lad.
I'm onto something similar meself.

417
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:08,960
<c.yellow>What d'you mean?</c>

418
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:09,960
Reece's ma.

419
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:15,960
I have these special moments
with her when I go round for tea.

420
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:18,960
I tell her that her corn beef hash
is stunning,

421
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:20,960
then she gives me that smile.
<c.yellow>Hm!</c>

422
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:26,960
Then I have to leave,
and it kills me,

423
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:30,960
cos I wanna see that smile
every second of every day.

424
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:33,960
And then the questions
I'm left wrestling with are...

425
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:37,960
"Am I OK with just living off
these special moments?"

426
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:39,960
"Am I OK with not being all in?"

427
00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:42,960
SIGHS

428
00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:45,640
So... you bummed him yet, like?

429
00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:46,960
KEYS

430
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:50,640
<c.green>

431
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:54,640
<c.green>

432
00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:56,960
<c.green>

433
00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:59,960
<c.green>

434
00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:03,800
Ommmmmmmm...

435
00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:05,960
and finished!

436
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:07,960
<c.yellow>Oh. That was short.</c>

437
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:11,960
Yeah. This Islamic meditation's
a very quick one.

438
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:18,960
I mainly use it to strengthen me
mind to help with fasting, you know?

439
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:20,960
And me abstinence from sex.

440
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:23,000
<c.yellow>You abstain from sex?</c>
Yeah.

441
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,960
Until marriage.

442
00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:28,960
It's easy to give in
to basic physical needs,

443
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:30,960
but my brain's different.

444
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:33,960
It needs to be
constantly challenged.

445
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,960
<c.yellow>You must be so mentally strong, Mo.</c>

446
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:41,480
Yeah. With great power
comes great responsibility.

447
00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:45,960
<c.yellow>I feel embarrassed.</c>

448
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:48,320
What? No, no, no,
don't be embarrassed.

449
00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:49,960
You can tell me
how you feel about me.

450
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:52,960
<c.yellow>I feel embarrassed because I've been</c>
<c.yellow>waiting for you to make a move</c>

451
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:55,960
<c.yellow>and that was never gonna happen,</c>
<c.yellow>which obviously I respect.</c>

452
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:58,000
Waiting for ME to make a move?

453
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,960
<c.yellow>You have changed me</c>
<c.yellow>so much spiritually, Mo,</c>

454
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:05,960
<c.yellow>and I've grown to really like you,</c>
<c.yellow>but I am a very sexual person,</c>

455
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:07,960
<c.yellow>who needs her mind and body</c>
<c.yellow>stimulated equally.</c>

456
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,960
But, Grace, er...

457
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:11,960
I've been meaning to tell you this,
but...

458
00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:15,960
..I'm not actually
a practising Muslim.

459
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:18,960
<c.yellow>Mo, don't change yourself for me.</c>

460
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:21,800
<c.yellow>I respect your religion.</c>
No...

461
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,960
<c.yellow>But I don't think I can be with you</c>
<c.yellow>knowing it won't turn sexual.</c>

462
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:26,960
No, I'm serious...
<c.yellow>Goodbye, Mo.</c>

463
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:28,960
I'm serious!

464
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:30,960
Ella-Grace!

465
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:33,960
SIGHS

466
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,960
GROANS

467
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:55,960
Thomas, I brought you back
to my area to show you some statues

468
00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:58,800
that will make you better
understand me.

469
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:00,960
RUSTLING

470
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:04,960
You asked me if I was ready for an
ethical non-monogamous relationship.

471
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:11,960
And now I know the answer. You see,
I've always been the tough guy.

472
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:15,480
Liam Hughes will tell you that.
<c.yellow>No, no! Please don't hurt me!</c>

473
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:16,960
<c.yellow>Do I get me fiver now, or what?</c>

474
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:19,960
But you taught me that I don't have
to hide behind a tough guy image.

475
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:24,640
You taught me that it's good to be
vulnerable and to lay yourself bare.

476
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:27,960
Then you can live moments you'll
remember for the rest of your life.

477
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:30,960
So yeah, I'm ready...

478
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:34,960
ready to tell you that you
can't use ethical non-monogamy

479
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:37,640
as an excuse
to treat people like shit!

480
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:41,000
It's your choice if you want many,
even if it's at the same time.

481
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:46,960
But the clue's in the name.

482
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:48,960
"Ethical".

483
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:50,960
There's ways to go about it, lad.

484
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:55,960
Either way, it's not what I want,
cos I don't wanna be one of many.

485
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:57,960
I wanna be the one.

486
00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:59,960
Seen by only one.

487
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:04,960
Isn't that truly what a soulmate is?

488
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:10,320
And our time together's made me
realise I wanna find that soulmate,

489
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:11,960
so...

490
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:14,960
..goodbye, Thomas.

491
00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:19,960
<c.cyan>You're the boss, lad.</c>

492
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:21,320
<c.green>He's too good for you.</c>

493
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:25,960
<c.yellow>Well done, kid.</c>

494
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:30,960
<c.green>OK?</c>
Yeah. Thanks for that, lads.

495
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:32,960
I lost me head for a bit there.
<c.green>God, any time, mate.</c>

496
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:36,480
Can I ask you something?
<c.green>Yeah.</c>

497
00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:38,960
You know all these gay questions?
<c.green>Yeah.</c>

498
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:40,960
You're taking the piss really,
aren't you?

499
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:43,320
<c.green>Oh, no, mate. I'm genuinely curious.</c>

500
00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:45,960
<c.green>Yeah, look, I've got a list</c>
<c.green>of questions for you.</c>

501
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:47,960
<c.green>Here y'are, let me have a look...</c>

502
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:52,960
<c.green>You know when youse</c>
<c.green>are gonna have sex,</c>

503
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:54,960
<c.green>how do you know who bums who?</c>

504
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:56,000
LAUGHS

505
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,960
Come here,
me little curly-haired homophobe.

506
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:00,960
You've got so much to learn.

507
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:02,960
MUSIC: 'Anyone Who Had A Heart'

508
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:04,960
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